JERRY! is somewhere else!!!!!!!!

for more JERRY! madness visit here whores!!!!
http://sausagepants.wordpress.com/thejerrycat/

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cats in the pants

a fate worse than death

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weapons of the apocalypse

death from above

the last thing some bitches will ever not see coming

orbital nuke

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rockin’ the slow jams

sometimes you need a slow jam to express how one cat can feel for another

WITH L.B.
ON MY MIND
I WANNA BUMP AND GRIND
WITH HIM
ALL UP ON MY BEHIND
99
PERCENT OF ALL THE TIME

THEY SAY OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE
CUZ L.B. IS BLACK
AS FUCKIN’ NIGHT
AND CUZ I’M MOTHER FUCKIN’ WHITE

SO LET US JUST SEE
CUZ THAT’S JUST RUDE
I’M RACIST AS FUCK
BUT I’M NO PRUDE

I’LL TOUCH A BLACK MAN
OR A MEXICAN
OR A CHINA MAN
OR THE RED MAN
IF I CAN

CUZ I’M NO PRUDE

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ME! at break time

i know where the human takes his breaks and using that knowledge i have commandeered his work vehicle yes i know that’s a felony but they can never catch this wildcard

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reggie watts is gonna fuck your shit stack up!!!

my hero!!!

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the finer things

i can appreciate the finer things in life like visual arts i am a great practitioner of meaningful expression here is a drawing i have finished using a laptop complete with a poem meant to bring deeper insight and brevity to the working imagery

“awaken by way of death”

 

when the human sleeps i will strike with unadulterated might!!!

 

the humans can never sleep

the humans can never rest easy

the humans will know pain

and ceaseless agony

by my forceful might

i will be known only as the bringer of death

by my way

there is no hope

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